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marionj06
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| Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:12 pm new boots |
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COWBOY BOOTS
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on
sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
the house and says to his wife: 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looks him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back
into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looks up and says, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow.'
Furious, Bert yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replies.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!'
To which Margaret replies...
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.' |
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Redhead
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| Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:17 pm lol |
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LOL cool
liked that one lol x
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classylass
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| Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:49 pm |
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| Very good, I have seen that one before. |
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