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Gary
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| Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:02 pm Funny Jokes |
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A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.'' |
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Gary
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| Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:04 pm Blonde Joke |
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Want to hear three blonde jokes?
Listen to Hanson! |
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Gary
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| Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:08 pm Smoking at Gas Station |
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This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire.
When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm. |
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Gary
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| Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:09 pm Man's Best Friend |
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| Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says, “Really? I think I’d just pet him first.” |
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Gemmer
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| Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:48 am |
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| PMSL! :lol: |
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marionj06
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| Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:26 am |
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Wife says to her husband: "Tell me something that will make me
happy and sad at the same time"
husband says:"your fanny is tighter than your sisters".
pmsl |
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Gary
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| Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:56 am Lol |
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| Lol Good One :icon_em2300: |
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Redhead
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| Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:38 pm hi |
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| LOL :icon_10900: :icon_10900: :icon_10900: |
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